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The form is also used, in a negative sense, to describe the hatred of women: The female sex androids in Inosensu: Kokaku Kidotai Mamoru Oshii, are called "Gynoids". Sharing the 'cw' prefix is 'cwe', meaning 'woman', influencing the Old English 'cuman' and 'cwene'. Anglicised phonetically, 'cwene' became 'quean', and is related to the Oromotic term 'qena', the Lowland Scottish 'quin', the Dutch 'kween', Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Old Higher German 'quena' and 'quina', the Gothic 'quens' and 'qino', the Germanic 'kwenon' and 'kwaeniz', the Old Norse 'kvaen' also 'kvan', 'kvenna', and 'kvinna'the Middle English 'queene' and 'quene', and the modern English 'quean' and 'queen'.

In fact, this topographical definition is clearly a vaginal metaphor, as valleys are as Old wet pussy in scunthorpe and fertile as vaginas although the Welsh slang words for 'vagina' are 'cont' and 'chuint' rather than 'cwm'. Viz magazine William H Bollocks, punned on the sound of Magdalena NM adult personals Welsh phrase 'pobol y cwm' 'people of the valley' Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'pobolycwm', defined as "people who like quim".

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Alternative etymologies for 'quim' include possibilities such as 'cweman' Old English, 'to please' and 'qemar' Spanish, 'to burn'. Variants of 'quim' include 'qwim', 'quiff', 'quin', and 'quem', and it has been combined with 'mince' to form 'quince' 'effeminate'. Other extended forms of 'quim' include: There is a lesbian magazine titled Quimand related to the term are the portmanteau words 'queef', 'kweef', 'quiff', and 'queefage', all meaning 'vaginal fart' and derived from 'quim' in combination with 'whiff'.

In scunthhorpe to the clumsily Anglicised 'quim', 'cwm' was also adopted into English with the more accurate phonetic spelling 'coombe', from the Old English 'cumb'. Indeed, so common is the word in English placenames that Morecambe Bay is often mis-spelt Morecombe: There is also a song titled Biddy Mulligan: In America, 'combe' appears in the name of Buncombe County, from which the slang term 'bunkum' is derived.

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We have seen how 'cu' originated as an ancient feminine term.

In the Romance languages, the 'cu' prefix became 'co', as in 'coynte', the Italian 'conno' and 'cunno', the Portugese 'cona', and the Catalan 'cony'.

This 'co' prefix may also suggest a possible link with the Old Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'cot', forerunner of 'cottage', and with 'cod' as in 'codpiece''cobweb', 'coop', 'cog', 'cock', 'chicken', 'cudgel', and 'kobold', though this is not proven. The 'co' prefix is found most abundantly in Spanish, which provides 'concha' 'vagina''chocha' 'lagoon', a vaginal metaphorand 'cono' 'vagina'. Suzi Feay finds 'cono' preferable to scunhorpe coarser-sounding 'cunt': There is also a Castilian Spanish scunthore 'conacho'and a milder euphemistic form: In Mexico, Spaniards are known colloquially as 'los conos', indicating Mexican surprise at the word's xcunthorpe in Spain.

The transition from 'cu' to 'co' can Old wet pussy in scunthorpe seen most clearly in the progression from the Old French 'cun' and 'cunne', to the Middle French 'com' and 'coun', and the Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Oussy 'con'. These terms contain the letter wte, and this is a clue that their evolution from Old wet pussy in scunthorpe was indirect.

The missing link is the Latin term 'cuneus', meaning 'wedge'. Euphemistically, 'coin' means 'conceive', and 'coiner' can refer to a man Hot horny in Progress Pennsylvania PA impregnates a woman, thus the word has a demonstrably sexual, if not explicitly genital, connection.

Thus, 'cuneiform', 'coin', and 'cunt' share the same etymological origin: The connection between 'cuneus' and 'cunt' is 'cunnus' Latin for 'vagina'; perhaps also related to 'culus', meaning 'anus'and this connection is most clearly demonstrated by Ood term 'cunnilingus' 'oral stimulation of the vagina'. In this combination of 'cunnus' and 'lingere' 'to lick'we can see that 'cunnus' is used scunthorppe direct reference to the vagina, demonstrating that the 'cun' prefix wer shares with 'cunt' is more than coincidental.

The adjective is 'cunnilingual', and sxunthorpe is performed by a cunnilinguist. Another link is shown by the 'constrictor cunni', one of the muscles of the vagina. Euphemistic variants of 'cunnilingus' include 'cunnilinctus', 'cumulonimbus', 'cunning lingus', 'Colonel Lingus' t-shirt slogan'dunnylingus' incorporating the slang 'dunny', meaning 'toilet', suggesting cunnilingus performed in a bathroom'cunnichingus' cunnilingus performed with the chin'conulingus' a contraction of 'con you cunnilingus'and Hot ladies seeking casual sex Sweden langi" Michelle Hanson, Viz has created det convoluted euphemisms 'cumulonimbicile' a combination of 'cumulonimbus' and Horny ladies Pinola Mississippi mis-spelling of 'imbicile', referring to a man who cannot perform cunnilingus Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, "cumulously nimbate", and "cumulonimbulate" Roger Mellie, There are many terms derived from 'cunnus' that have either literal or metaphorical vaginal or maternal connotations: Also from 'cunnus' is 'cundy', which means 'underground water channel' and is slang for 'vaginal fluid', a vaginal metaphor in the manner of 'cwm'.

The Greek 'kusos', 'kusthos', 'konnos' 'tuft of hair'and 'konnus' perhaps related to the Egyptian 'ka-t'all emerged in parallel with 'cunnus'. Puszy with the Hebrew 'kus' and 'keus', they share an initial 'k' in place of the Latin 'c'. In modern Czech, 'kunda' 'vagina' is an invective equivalent to 'cunt', and is also found in the diminutive form 'kundicka' the closest English equivalent being 'cuntkin'. In the Volga region of Russia, 'kunka' is a dialect term for 'cunt' related to 'kunat'sja' 'fuck' and 'okunat' 'plunge'.

The Norwegian Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'wife' provides a further variant form, related to the 'ku' and 'cu' feminine prefixes already discussed. Modern Norwegian includes a broad lexicon of related terms, including 'torgkone' 'market-woman''vaskekone' 'washer-woman' puesy, 'gratekone' 'female mourner'and 'kvinne' 'woman', also spelt 'kvinner' and 'kvinnelig'.

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Like Norway's 'kone' and its variants, there are are many other words with similar meanings, also belonging to Scandinavian languages: The Old Dutch 'kunte' later developed into the more Latinate Middle Dutch 'cunte' and 'conte', and the modern Swedish 'kuntte', though the modern Dutch term is 'kutt'. Also spelt 'kut', and extended to 'kutwijf' 'cuntwife'pusay has been used as the title of the scunthrope magazine Kuttleading to Lee Carter's 'uncut' pun "live and unKutt" It is interesting that these Dutch examples include the suffixes 'te' and 'tt', as the final 't' of "the most notable Old wet pussy in scunthorpe all vulgarisms" has always been "difficult to explain"according to Eric Partridge, scuntjorpe included 'cunt' in his Dictionary Of Slang Scunyhorpe Unconventional English.

The complex etymological jigsaw of this "most notorious term of all" scunthopre now be broadly pieced together: The Middle English 'kunte', 'cuntt', wey, 'count', and 'counte' bear the marks of each of these three influences. We have seen how the Celtic 'cwm' was influenced Old wet pussy in scunthorpe the feminine prefix 'cu', a topographical vagina metaphor comparing the shape and fertility of valleys and vaginas. Other water-related terms also Old wet pussy in scunthorpe similarly vaginal connotations, such as 'cundy' 'underground water channel'which is a hydrographical vaginal metaphor derived from 'cunnus'.

Similarly, 'cuniculus', also from 'cunnus', means 'passageway', and was applied to Roman drainage systems. Keith Allen and Kate Burridge cite 'cundy' as an early variant of 'conduit', alongside 'cundit', 'kundit', and 'cundut'; they also suggest that 'channel', 'canell', 'canal', and Odl are related to it. The Spanish 'chocha' 'lagoon' is another vaginal metaphor. The Russian 'kunka' describes two hands cupped together carrying Women looking for teen Marbella. The vaginal water channel allusion is replicated by the River Kennet in Jn, as Kennet was originally Upssy Adjacent to the river is the Roman settlement Cunetio, also spelt Cunetione, Cunetzone, Cunetzione, and Cunetiu though now known as Mildenhall.

The rivers Kent formerly Kenet and Cynwyd share Kennet's etymology, and, as Michael Dames explains, Kennet's link to 'cunt' is readily apparent: The name of Old wet pussy in scunthorpe orifice is carried downstream in the Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of the river. Cunnit is Cunnt with an extra i. As late asthe Nsa discreet married fun of the district had not abandoned the name [ The earliest 'cunt' citation in the Oxford English Dictionary features the word as a component of a London streetname: The street was part of the 'stews', the Southwark red-light district, though its name was not confined only to London.

Bristol also had a Gropecountlane, later shortened to Gropelane, subsequently changed to Hallier's Club dating house lonley wife, and finally Nelson Street.

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Martin Wainwright cites a Grope Lane in York, perhaps a sanitised form of Grapcunt Lane or Gropcunt Lane, which was further sanitised to Grape Lane "by staid Victorians who found the original Grope - historically related to prostitution - too blatant" Keith Briggs lists numerous variants: Other 'cunt'-related placenames include Coombe and Kennet, discussed earlier, the evocative Ticklecunt Creek, and the fictitious "Cunt Hill" Robert Coover, Emma Rees added an extra 'n' to Connecticut to create "Charlotte in Connecticu n t" He cites an area once known as Cunta Heale, which Nicholas P Brooks translates as "cunt-hollow".

Briggs also identifies a curious cluster of Lincolnshire place-names with 'cunt' connections: He also cites Hungery Cunt, which Old wet pussy in scunthorpe on Old wet pussy in scunthorpe military map of Scotland in Cleish, though the name is presumably a mis-spelling of Hungeremout.

Graeme Donald cites another form of 'cunt' used as a proper noun, this time in medieval surnames, two of which predate the OED 's earliest citation: Explaining that "Any part of the body which was unusual [or] remarkable was likely to provide a convenient nickname or surname for Need someone to make me laugh owner"James McDonald cites the further example of Simon Sitbithecunteagain Old wet pussy in scunthorpe the OED.

Keith Briggs cites further 'cunt' names: Cruskunt, Twychecunt, and Bluthercuntesaker. Russell Ash provides more recent examples, in a Old wet pussy in scunthorpe chapter titled The C-word He also cites names with 'cunt' homophones: It does not stop for them. The man screams after the cab, "You cunt! A player drops a ball. The men yell, "Cunt! Does it stand for what they hate? In The Simpsonsthe name "Cantwell" is a 'cunt' pun: Do not call her by the obvious dirty nickname" Matthew Schofield, The surname Kuntz has a tantalising phonetic similarity to 'Cunts', and is especially notable in the case of WD Kuntz, whose 'cunt' connection is compounded by his position as a gynaecologist.

We all feel like that [ Tom Conti has received the same treatment: Gareth McLean wrote that "Conti should probably enter the vernacular as a term of abuse"owing to its similarity to 'cunt'. The surname Kant is commonly confused with 'cunt', as Mark Lawson discovered to his cost on a live television programme: Furthermore, the name of a character in the film I'll Never Forget What's 'is NameQuint, has been interpreted as a reference to 'cunt'.

Terence Meaden suggests that legal suppression of 'cunt' constituted "a series of vicious witch hunts encouraged by an evil establishment wishing to suppress what amounted to apparent signs of Goddess beliefs"and, indeed, there was a Japanese goddess Cunda, a Korean Goddess Quani the Tasmanian 'quani' means 'woman'a Phoenician priestess Qudshu, a Sumerian priestess Quadasha, and, in India, a goddess known variously as Cunti-Devi, Cunti, Kun, Cunda, Kunda, Kundah, and Kunti, worshipped by the Kundas or Kuntahs.

These names all indicate that 'cunt' and its ancient equivalents were used as titles of respect rather than as insults as does the Egyptian term, 'quefen-t', used by Ptah-Hotep when addressing a goddess. My own surname, Hunt, also has associations with 'cunt', as experienced by a character called Mike Hunt in a Leslie Thomas novel: The Mike Hunt pun can be traced back as early as Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Lonely mom Ma-baka-maroeng century: The hardest word of them all" Mike Hunt is also the name of an American publishing house.

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A bunch of Colin Hunts" Charlie Catchpole, Smut has a comic strip called Kevin Hunt Okd puns on 'cunt'. Stupid Huntsa pun on 'stupid cunts', was used as a headline by Total Film magazine in FCUK and Cnut are both tabooed words with their respective middle letters reversed, the difference being that FCUK was a deliberate reference to 'fuck' whereas Cnut was an accidental reference to 'cunt'.

This accidental reference may explain why Canute has now replaced Scynthorpe, in an attempt to Anglicise and elongate the word and thus disguise its similarity to 'cunt'.

French Connection initially insisted that the similarity between FCUK and 'fuck' was merely coincidental, though they soon dropped their false modesty by pressing charges against the rival Cnut Beautiful ladies looking online dating Morgantown West Virginia clothing brand. Their t-shirt slogans are: His name now prompts predictable double-entendres, such as this from Simon Carr: Or, more accurately, King Cnut gestures I'm glad I'm not dyslexic " Private Eye punned on the name with its headline Silly Cnut in A Daily Star feature on the programme somewhat missed the point with the headline You Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Be Serioususing Cnut as a pun on 'cannot'.

The euphemistic Spoonerism 'cunning stunts' 'stunning cunts' relies not on rhyme but on a reversal of the initial letters, a trick later imitated by Kenny Everett's "dangerously named" Mark Lewisohn, comedy character Cupid Stunt, a Spoonerism of 'Stupid Cunt'. Furthermore, 'Cunning Stunts' is also the name of an advertising agency and a female theatre group. Richard Christopher cites two further 'cunt' Spoonerisms Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of which are Housewives wants casual sex Debord Kentucky sexist: The bawdy comedy film Carry On Constable is a pun on the c-word, with its phrase "silly constable" further emphasising the joke Gerald Thomas, Ned Ward has reversed the syllables of 'constable' to create "stablecunt"and 'constable' has also been rendered as 'cunt aet and 'cony-fumble'.

Another euphemism for 'cunt' is 'the big C': Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, I'm not talking Cancer.

I'm talking Cunt" Anthony Petkovich, The phrase was used as the headline for an article about 'cunt' by Joan Smith The Big C, however it is also the name of a shopping centre and garage in Thailand. Similar terms are 'red c' 'red cunt', a pun on det Sea' and 'open C' 'open cunt'.

Other words termed 'big C' include 'cancer' and 'cocaine', and 'cirrhosis'. Even 'C' in isolation has also been used as Old wet pussy in scunthorpe substitute for 'cunt', as in sdunthorpe Cs of Manchester United" Paul Wheeler, - a phrase which is seemingly innocuous yet also readily understood as an insult.

A handy two-birds-with-one-stone euphemism for both 'fuck' and 'cunt' is the phrase 'effing and ceeing' thus, 'Woking FC' officially stands for 'Woking Football Club' though has also been extended to 'Woking Fucking Cunts'. Eva Mendes created the extraordinary "motherfuckingcuntwhorebitch" Chris Hewitt,and Douglas Coupland created the shorter portmanteu word "Fuckshitpisscunt" No prizes for guessing what the first draft of scunthopre joke was! It has also been intentionally mis-spelt as "cund" Viz Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Wajnryb notes the Old wet pussy in scunthorpe media's coy treatment Looking for a dominant the word: A good test of this is how a word is treated in the media.

Most print media still baulk at printing CUNT, resorting to the rather quaint convention of asterisk substitution" Using other characters, especially asterisks, to replace letters often vowelsserves to accentuate a word's obscenity, drawing attention to its unprintability.

Though the word 'cunt' is printed by some British newspapers, it never appears in a large font size, and is therefore never used in headlines. Scuntohrpe tendency was parodied by Private Eye with a spoof headline about cricketer Kevin Pietersen: An Apology, and a spoof headline about political divisions: The last two examples were in reference to the leaking of emails by David Beckham in which he used the word 'cunt', leading to two jokes in Private Eye: American newspapers are much more cautious about references Ol swear words in general, and 'cunt' in particular practically the only exception being The Village Voicewhich used the headline Cunt Candy Factory for Old wet pussy in scunthorpe article by Tristan Taormino about Hillsboro Oregon women fucking replicas of porn stars' famous bits [moulded into] plaster cunts" in As we shall see later, not only is 'cunt' a taboo in America, but discussion of this taboo is also a taboo in itself.

Thus, while a few British newspapers print 'cunt' in full, and all British newspapers gleefully use the phrase Old wet pussy in scunthorpe c-word' to describe any word starting with that letter, American newspapers often refuse even to print 'the c-word', let alone printing 'cunt' itself.

Bertagnoli's article identified a phenomenon she termed "linguistic bleaching", suggesting that 'cunt' is changing its linguistic value through cultural repetition. She argues that, with the word's creeping presence on cable television and in general conversation, it is becoming an increasingly neutral term in casual speech.

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However, her article, and its by British standards, quite mild headline, were considered too strong by the Chicago Tribune editors, who decided at the last minute to remove it while the newspaper was actually being distributed.

The article had already been printed, so the section in which it appeared was physically removed from the newspaper, though some early copies could not be recalled and the newspaper's censorship of itself was viewed with both scorn and humour by American media commentators.

However, none of the commentators who criticised the Tribune actually Old wet pussy in scunthorpe the word 'cunt' themselves. In a radio report about the scandal, for example, Bob Garfield referred to "a word beginning with 'c' and rhyming with 'shunt' [ Lisa Bbw sex personals near athens al herself, the author of the suppressed article, sees the word as "something vile and hurtful, to be reclaimed", and maintains that women of her generation are not Old wet pussy in scunthorpe by the word: By contrast, she admits that the typical response from older women is somewhat less accepting: Never use that word.

I would faint if somebody said it to Chicago japanese girl fuck. An affectionately disguised variant of 'cunt' is 'cunny', whose variants include 'cunnie', 'cunni', 'cunnyng', 'cunicle', 'conny', Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, 'conney', 'conie', and 'cunnikin'.

Bunny Rogers wrote a poetry collection titled Cunny Poem in William Shakespeare hinted at this second meaning in Love's Labour's Lostjuxtaposing 'incony' with 'prick' Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Related are 'conyger' meaning 'warren' and also spelt 'conynger', from the Middle English 'conygere'the Anglo-Latin 'coningera' and 'conigera', and the Latin 'cunicularium'.

The word Old wet pussy in scunthorpe appears in Old French, as 'conniniere', 'coniniere', 'coniliere', and 'connilliere'. Perhaps in an effort to minimise the scurrilous impact of 'cunny', 'cony' was phased out of common usage and the meaning of 'rabbit' was extended to animals both young and old.

Spanish and French provide strikingly similar examples: The Spanish 'conejo' means both 'rabbit' and 'cunt', and the similar Spanish term 'conejita' 'bunny girl' provides another link between the two elements. The similarity of 'cony' to 'cunny' is echoed by the relationship between 'count' and 'cunt': Indeed, the title 'count' is rendered in Gaelic as 'cunta'. The Gaelic 'cunta', with an acute accent over the 'u', means 'assistant. Keith Briggs cites place-name Women want sex Culbertson such as Le Cunte derived from 'count'.

As early as a direct and bawdy comparison between 'Earl' and 'Count' was made by Stephen Valenger:. The phonetic similarity of 'Count' to 'cunt' is so striking that accidental obscenities abound: She Inadvertently left out, O, in the pronuntiation of the Word Count [ The programme has also used "bunch of cundurangos" as a pun on 'bunch of cunts'; John FD Northover, An identical instance occurred when the first 'O' of a fake cinema sign was lower than the rest of the text: In the s, Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Horney older woman seeking top online dating services in a Japanese railway station advertised 'Discunt Tickets', a misprint of 'Discount Tickets'; similarly, the menu for London restaurant Bengal City misprinted 'Discount' as 'Discocunt'.

Bangkok University's School of Accounting's logo replaces the 'o' of 'Accounting' with a graphic representing a ship, rendering it as 'Acc unting'. Like 'count', 'countdown' also has comic potential if its 'o' is removed, as we shall see later. This last example, 'Charlie Hunt', is especially significant, as its abbreviated form 'Charlie' has entered the common vernacular as merely a term of mild reproach.

The expression 'proper Charlie', for example, is used frequently without causing offence, as its connection to 'cunt' has been forgotten. Although 'Charlie Hunt' is the most often cited origin of the abbreviation 'Charlie', another possible source is 'Charlie Ronce', which is rhyming slang for 'ponce'.

Ol It has been abbreviated to 'grumble', though scunthorpf abbreviation is frequently a reference to pornography, so-called because heterosexual porn includes images of vaginas 'grumble and grunts'. In this pornographic sense, 'grumble' Old wet pussy in scunthorpe been extended to form 'grumbled' 'caught in the Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of masturbation', a pun on 'rumbled''grumblehound' 'constant seeker of porn''grummer' 'porn magazines''jumble grumble' and 'grumble sale' 'cheap pornography''grumbleweed' 'weak from excessive masturbation''grumbelows' 'sex shop''grumbler' 'pornography vendor'and 'grumbilical chord' 'connecting lead for porn TV channels', a pun on 'umbilical chord'.

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It is from this that Old wet pussy in scunthorpe mild insult 'berk' also 'birk', 'burk', and the Australian 'burke' is abbreviated, thus, as Jonathon Green explains, "when Discreet mature dating say 'You're a right berk', what they're actually saying is 'You're a right cunt', which is much more obscene" Kerry Richardson, In this sense, 'berk' is similar to 'Charlie', as both are common, mild insults whose origins as rhyming slang for 'cunt' have been forgotten.

In a spoof article supposedly written by Boris Johnson, Private Eye defined "Berkely Hunt" a mis-spelling of either 'Berkeley Hunt' or 'Berkley Hunt' as "Darius Guppy", in a reference to Johnson's association with Guppy tarnishing his public image; the magazine also combined 'Berkeley Hunt' Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'cunning stunts' to create the headline Berkeley Stunts Old wet pussy in scunthorpe later that year, it punned on the name Anton du Beke with "Anton Du Berk" ; and it also punned on Sally Bercow's Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Other Cockney rhyming slang 'cunt' euphemisms are 'all quiet' from All Quiet On The Western Front ; extended to 'all Crossdressers personals for sex on the breast an' cunt''eyes front', 'Grannie Grunt', 'groan and grunt', 'gasp and grunt', 'growl and grunt', 'sharp and blunt', and 'National Front'.

The Cockney pronunciation of 'cunt' was evocatively captured Old wet pussy in scunthorpe Clark Collis "You cahnt! The Yorkshire equivalent is "coont" Peter Silverton,and in Jamaican patois it Old wet pussy in scunthorpe "cohnnnt" Marlon James, In backslang, 'cunt' is 'tenuc' and 'teenuc' the extra letters scynthorpe added to facilitate pronunciationand 'cunt' in pig Latin is 'untcay'.

A word with so many hard consonants in it in short a short time: A feminist pressure-group called 'Cunst', an anagram of 'cunts' and a pun on 'kunst' German for 'art' campaigned in against male domination of the Turner Prize. In a Top Gear episode Phil Churchward,Jeremy Clarkson noted that there scunhtorpe "a lot of anagrams going on here" on various car registration plates, followed by a shot of his own plate, CTU N.

The euphemism 'see you next Tuesday' utilises each letter of 'cunt' individually, with 'see you' sounding like 'c u', and 'n t' being the respective initial letters of 'next' and 'Tuesday'. Time Out magazine created posters with the slogan 'See you next Tuesday' in See You Next Tuesday is Guy fucks milf from Garve the title of a play adapted from the film Le Diner De Consthus both Old wet pussy in scunthorpe play and the film have 'cunt'-related titles.

Similar to 'see you next Tuesday' is "see you in Toledo" Brooke Gladstone,though in this case the letter 'n' is provided by a contraction of 'in'. This spoof organisation placed a classified advertisement in the Kuwait Times: Then you need the Kuwait Union for New Teachers. They have also printed the text onto a t-shirt. Madonna made a similar joke Ladies seeking hot sex East Prairie by creating a fake radio station, with a DJ announcing: Similarly, embedded within an Old wet pussy in scunthorpe by Sally Vincent is the line "Point A moved to point B to point C until"which is arguably an intentional reference.

There is no ambiguity whatsoever surrounding "-cunthorpe", a deliberate truncation of the Humberside town Scunthorpe on the back cover of a book by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie Likewise, when a knight in Thomas Heywood's Wisewomen Of Hogsdon declares, in Ppussy, "Nobis ut carmine dicunt", he is described as "a beastly man" to highlight the embedded obscenity.

Mrs Roberts didn't Old wet pussy in scunthorpe him, but that's 'cos she's a Contaminated water can really make you sick"; Trey Parker, and 'applicant' Dominic Inn, As John Hamilton explains in an letter quoted by Linda Mugglestone'cunt' has "the same syllable as a contraction of Contra". High Voltage puns on the word's phonetic similarity to 'Cantonese': Oz made a similar pun on 'conjugal': Matthew Parris once called 'cunt' "a word beginning with 'c', which I couldn't possibly repeat" Rod Liddle,and in keeping with this is the commonest 'cunt' euphemism: Simon Carr reports eet his children confuse 'the c-word' with "the K-word" He also quotes their confusion over 'cunt' itself: That's a rude word, isn't it?

Ruth Wajnryb writes "the 'SEE'-word"to distinguish it from the hard 'c' sound of 'cunt'. If 'cunt' can be a 'c-word', can 'cock' be one, too? A surprisingly large number of ;ussy other words beginning with 'c' have also occasionally pssy called 'the c-word', usually for comic effect.

The following is a representative selection. No surprise, then, that he is a fan of the c-word. In fact, not only is Musk a regular player of the computer game known as Civilizationwhich is all about husbanding resources to build an epic human community, but that word peppers his public utterances" BBC World Service, ; "Catholicism: Not the c-word, a c-word" Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, ; "They definitely had the c-word: Conscience and Cyclothymia" Alexandra Mullen, ; "[Christopher] Nolan's script, co-authored with his brother Jonathan, never deigns to use the c-word: Catwoman" Robbie Collin, ; "non-carcinogenic [ Uh Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, the other dreaded c-word.

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Hey, we're all guys here, I'll say it: Paul Casey, ; "isn't that Italian "champagne"? No, no, please don't mention the C-word" Johnny Morris, ; 'Curle': The "C" word" Fiona Phillips, ; 'comradely': Mr Clinton had charisma" Patrick Barkham, ; 'Clinton': Obama carefully avoided using the "c-word," as some in Washington termed it, though his description of events certainly sounded couplike" Peter Baker, ; 'Clegg': Carter" Mark Hosenball, ; "I would include Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals other than just, you know, because the title pusys the c-word" Calum Waddell, ; "I don't want to use the 'C' word, chokers, so I am not going to" Commentatorballs; "[He] looked like someone who didn't even know what the C-word might be.

The revue show The Weet Word revolved around three c-words: Mark Mason's novel The C Words discusses 'commitment', 'coupledom', Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'children'. Grace Chin wrote a play about commitment titled The C-Word in There was even a c-word reference in a Old wet pussy in scunthorpe commercial for Phileas Fogg crisps After it was reported that Donald Trump called a woman a word beginning with 'c' and ending pusssy 't', Stephen Colbert misunderstood for comic effect: The most frequent word, other than 'cunt', to be termed 'the c-word', is 'cancer': They don't mean Cancer.

They mean Commitment" John Allen Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, There have been several books about cancer Old wet pussy in scunthorpe titles include Old wet pussy in scunthorpe to 'the c-word': A cancer-awareness comedy event titled The 'C' Word was held in Toronto in Newspaper headlines often use the phrase Swf seeking swm ltr c-word' to pun on other contentious terms beginning with that letter: It's a strong word, sure, but more so in America.

In England it's just like any other curse word". The most common Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of this is 'Christmas', which, like Old wet pussy in scunthorpe, can be seen as an alternative 'c-word'. The headline Don't Mention The C-Wordfor example, is about the removal of the word 'Christmas' from secular greetings cards. In the article, Richard Littlejohn asks, rhetorically: He has fun inventing phrases pudsy as "Father C-word", "C-word Eve", and "C-word Day", all attempts to highlight the absurdity of banning the word 'Christmas'.

Less festively, he also bemoans the culture of liberalism, 'political correctness', and ' Guardian istas' in other words, his usual targetsasking: But try the other C-word". As if that wasn't enough, Littlejohn went on to essentially repeat himself two Christmases later, in another article also headlined Don't Mention The C Word "the dreaded C Word [ Cricket experts were aghast at the "inappropriate use of the c-word"", in a spoof article headlined Kevin Pietersen In C-Word Drama That final example, from The Sun 's coverage of a speech by Gordon Brown, scunrhorpe resulted in wt Sun leader column headlined C Ironically, after David Cameron goaded Brown for not saying 'cuts', when Cameron himself became Prime Beautiful housewives want nsa Columbia Maryland, he used the euphemism 'difficult decisions' to avoid saying 'cuts'.

The sheer extent of the 'cunt' lexicon supports Scott Capurro's assertion that it is "plainly the most versatile word in the English language" Capurro also notes the variety of reactions provoked by the word: Some people will try to be smug about it and think, "Well, that does nothing for me".

And the person sitting right next to that person could be completely moved by the word, emotionally drawn to wft who uses that word, you know. And the person sitting next to that person could be someone who's completely disgusted by it. It's one Swingers in Lausanne those great words that can get many, many different reactions from people.

This ideology, which was originally termed cunt-power, sought to invert the word's injurious potential - to prevent men using it as a misogynist insult, women assertively employed it themselves: The new cunt would be matriarchal, feminist" Peter Silverton, The feminist Cunt-Art movement incorporated the word into paintings and performances, det several female writers have campaigned for its transvaluation.

In my evaluation of the ideology of cunt-power, I discuss the extent of its practicality, popularity, and longevity. However, words do hurt us, and they can be used as weapons. Walter Kirn has called 'cunt' "the A-bomb of the English language [ Verbal weapons cause intense emotional pain.

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Facebook, in one of its more risibly blue-nosed moods, has banned an entire Irish town from posting. The town is EffinCounty Limerick. Leading to one FB poster famously saying: Where do you find the pilot sits in an aircraft? Somewhat humorously, writing "dick" on an Invisionfree forum will be changed to "pigdungeon". Why does that seem fitting for old Cheney?

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And speaking of aviation, discussions of old-school navigation become more difficult when you can't talk about a certain important piece of equipment: Likewise for discussions of the Sextans constellationSextans dwarf galaxyor Roman Republic bronze coin. Among the victims of this automatic replacement, you can google these words: Consbreastution Prosbreastution Breastle Breastillating - which sounds even dirtier.

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As do fans of Philip K Dick. Discussing James Bond movies in some forums leads the 13th movie in the series to receive names such as " Octokittykat ".

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Or, as the joke goes, Penis Van Lesbian. One Harry Potter forum had a filter which would change rude words to more innocent words with the same meaning. When a fanfic had friends from Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw refer to themselves as "The Huf fag ryffiravendorteers" or Old wet pussy in scunthorpe like that the filter kicked in. This changed the name to "Hufcigaretteryffiravendorteers". The filter on the PS3's text chatrooms makes it impossible to discuss Assass in's Creed.

It it blocks obscenities in English, Japanese written and romanizedGerman, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Dutch and, curiously enough, several words in Latin.

Why is this a problem? Because when discussing Sims University, the phrase "Summa Cum Laude" and the variations come up quite a bit. Meanwhile, references to ejaculation were never seen. It might have been wise to change the filter for that one word. The NFL generally prohibits people from buying custom jerseys with profanity or anything controversial on them. For example, there was a rush on jersey orders bearing the name "Ron Mexico" after it came out that Michael Vick was using it as an alias to visit VD clinics.

This had to change when cornerback Randall Gay entered the league. Spoofed once on All in the Family when Archie Bunker insisted that the polite way to say the term was "snegro. For a time on the Buildism.

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Filters are not good for Japanese written in the conventional Hepburn romanization. Most formal past tense verb forms end in -ma shit a or -de shit a. There are also tons of sa-hen verbs in the language, to the point where virtually any loanword verb by default gets -suru added to the end of it and is conjugated as a sa-hen verb. For these verbs, the very frequently used -te form ends in - shit e, the provisional form ends in - shit ara, and so Old wet pussy in scunthorpe.

As a direction, "down" or "underneath" in Japanese is shit a. Note that in all these examples, there's a syllable break between the shi- and the -te or -ta. With a filter in place, it is very rare to post multiple sentences of romanized Japanese Old wet pussy in scunthorpe something being filtered.

Or even to talk about some Japanese companies in English. The parent company of Panasonic, for instance- Matsu shit a. This was averted in when the company announced it would be phasing out the Matsushita brand and just using Panasonic for everything instead. On the ancient Prodigy online service, it was impossible to discuss the then-Prime Minister of Japan, Noboru Takeshita.

Tullahoma naked women fucking filters on the World of Warcraft chat are clever enough to detect swears intentionally misspelled, such as 'kunt'. Unfortunately, in Dutch that word Old wet pussy in scunthorpe 'can', and almost all Dutch-speakers play on English servers, and will still communicate with each other in their own language.

At one point, a Dutch Minecraft server called GameCeptionNL decided that it was a good idea to filter out any Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of "kanker" the Dutch word for cancer, often used as profanity. This included the rarely-used shorthand "kk". To Love in cheddington Old wet pussy in scunthorpe worse, people who said it 3 times would be banned.

And there are quite a lot of words that have "kk" in them. Latin has the word "ducunt", which means "they lead". The Russian word "describe" a request is "opi shit e". It's much less of a problem though as Russian language is based on Cyrillic alphabetso the problem with "pishite" would only arise if someone tries to write in Latin transliteration on a Western site Russian sites don't typically filter English obscene words.

Of course, there are similar issues within Russian as written in Cyrillic letters - as shown here. The filter extended to words that shared letters with dirty words, such as "help", "train", "start", and "dice. The chat room for the online Transformers game Battle for the Allspark was bad enough that you couldn't describe how you liked the scene where Sam is on top of a skys crap er, Old wet pussy in scunthorpe worse that you couldn't say your favorite character is Bum blebee, but once you got to the point of not even being able to say the game was fu n, it was simply ridiculous.

The forum for the online portion of the DS Transformers games filters out "dam" and "azz" despite Hoover Dam being a location in the game and Jazz one of the characters. The City of Heroes profanity filter was rather weird to start with censoring "Jew", for instance but at one point it went totally bonkers, censoring words seemingly at random — "fist" can maybe be read as dirty, but some of the other variants most definitely not.

Luckily the in-game filter can be turned off, and the official forums have a much saner filter. It censored "45s," which occasionally came up if you and your team were fighting enemies in that level range. Apparently City of Heroes inherited its draconian profanity filter from an earlier NCSoft title, wherein "45s" had been used by players as a stand-in for the nigh-unspeakably filthy Pink jacket and free granny fuck at the hole look, "ass".

Online has always been like this: Not only is it literally Gentleman seeks sweet womantrue love to hold a conversation without half of Old wet pussy in scunthorpe sentence coming out as censor stars, but many actual card names can not be used try mentioning any of the drag ons in the game at your own peril.

Just for a laugh, log onto MapleStory and declare your intent to hunt pigs. A good while back, the language filter was updated. This resulted in some people not even being able to say their own usernames — For instance, any variation on Christ opher or Christ ina was now blocked. Some censored words and phrases are so obscure that it's faster to completely rephrase your sentence — even several times — than to try to identify the specific trigger and correct it.

Made Old wet pussy in scunthorpe worse when the words "Jew" and "Jap" were both censored. And all of this happened while MapleStory's content filter caused a popup to appear that didn't allow you to control your character until you closed it. In higher level areas, this was fatal. It was even worse when "tit" was censored, as saying even something so simple such as "Can' t it?

If you use a screen name that ends with an S, "hit" as the first word in a message will be omitted along with the S in the screen name.

The word filter is so bad, it even ignores the colon and space that separates the screen name from the message text! Further hilarity ensured when they blocked "ass", as one of the character classes is the assass in. Also, it blocks the word "blow", and several skills have that word in their names. What's worse is that it's rather ironic with the more sophisticated censors. It can censor things Old wet pussy in scunthorpe "have sex" and "sex with" while at the same time seeing "cu cum ber" as a curse word.

There are also so many variations of trying to avoid curse Old wet pussy in scunthorpe that are censored it's not even funny. Especially the word "shit" has 5hit, shLt, sh1t, etc. MapleSEA censors out the letters " cb " because its short for a rude way to call someone in Singlish. One of the jobs that you can be in MapleStory is "Angeli c B uster".

Old wet pussy in scunthorpe There's also the ring "Angeli c B lessing", as well as its dark and white variants. The examples that follow are from RuneScape. For a time, even the word "fletching" was asterisked out. Understandable when you realize that it's extremely similar to the name of a sex act, not so much when it hits Beautiful women looking sex Baie-Saint-Paul that they censored out the name of one of the in-game skills.

It also censors out milk and scunthopre Most strangely, it bleeps out "Yahoo". Which is apparently an obscure slang term for breasts. Despite much more frequently meaning "an Old wet pussy in scunthorpe of glee or success," or "a search engine". RuneScape also censors sccunthorpe word "s quid " and anything with. Even worse is that changing the spelling slightly pssy cause the word to get through in most cases.

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Fortunately, the filter is now much more scunthhorpe, although it still makes the occasional mistake. Sometimes you Sperry OK sexy women to wonder about the filter; the word "darndest" is censored. Or for that matter, "screw" is censored. Fair enough, you'd think, as it does have obvious alternate meanings You should have been there in the old days. One of the early censorship filters had a list of a few thousand "permitted" words, and any word not on the list was changed in a manner similar to spell-checking to one on the list.

Since RuneScape terms and usernames tended not to be on the "permitted" list, this made communication hard and totally impossible for the game's surprisingly-large Finnish playerbase. It used to be that you couldn't say Bi sexual phn chat Fort Stockton but. As in you're about to die and you want to say "Well, this sucks.

You can now turn off puwsy filter. Many players turn it off Old wet pussy in scunthorpe test it by saying 'cunt'. Even with the filter off, some words and combinations still get filtered.

This is possibly due to how British post codes are a combination of letter and numbers and as Jagex is a British companythis might ib to discourage players sharing their locations through post code. If you Old wet pussy in scunthorpe another language than English, Old wet pussy in scunthorpe sorts of Old wet pussy in scunthorpe used to be randomly blocked because they seemed like intentional misspellings.

Not being able to use such essential words would be bad enough, yet some hyperactive Player Moderators tended to issue mutes as soon as they saw someone Old wet pussy in scunthorpe asterisks in the chat. In one Old wet pussy in scunthorpe chat, the filter attempted to compensate for people inserting spaces to bypass the wrt, but this resulted in simple phrases such as "was hit" being censored.

You can't say " cave " in chat puesy "c a v e" usually works. The game uses the same word in the names of several areas. Armageddon features very strict profanity filtering. Not totally unreasonable scunthorpf Old wet pussy in scunthorpe an M-rated game, but it does get a bit silly when one of the blocked words is "Hell", which is the name of a stage in the game and where one of characters actually hails from.

The PC game Neverwinter Nights avoids this problem by having a list Old wet pussy in scunthorpe exceptions for each naughty word filtered. For example, it won't filter "cock" if it appears in the word "cockpit". It still doesn't solve problems with specific names, though, and in the sequelat least needs hakpack to resolve it.

The filter for the online Old wet pussy in scunthorpe is local to your machine and very easy to change. Erasing the file means you can fill a chat room set profanity sfunthorpe all to see and nothing can be done about it. Kingdom of Loathing has a chat filter to prevent the wwt words to a certain quest from being spoiled.

It made discussing spotted plovers difficult. And it made the code word more obvious. It also made it difficult to talk about yohohoyos, an in-game item containing another code word. Though in the chat's defense, you are free to use profanity. It's encouraged not to do so, but no one is forcing you not to do so. Meanwhile, their forums, as a joke, asterisks the common mispelling "alot". Which is not normally a problem, until one tries to link hereand it replaces the "alot" in the url with asterisks.

In Gunboundthe "word" Tai used to be censored for ewt odd reason, making it quite difficult to say "Moun tai n" One that still exists is Old wet pussy in scunthorpe;ussy might be fine until you note that one of the mobiles has an attack that pulls nearby mobiles toward its landing spot. And things always were fairly amusing when players couldn't even speak the name of one of the people in the guild — Spic ule.

The filter that one-time North American distributor Housewives seeking real sex Hartly put on the thing censored such terms as ba semen t, pussg ass y, and inef fec tual. And scubthorpe course it would block the whole line rather than bleep the "swear.

Disney's reason was wanting to make sure kids couldn't share personal info The latter wasn't helped by bans resulting from talking about the VMK fan site in the game because it gave away your non-VMK identity. Monster Hunter had a basic filter, which compensated for workarounds For a mostly online multiplayer game that emphasized teamwork but had no voice chat, compounded by the fact that you would often be predicting where the monster went, it got a bit frustrating.

You couldn't Olc "He'll probably be in zone 6 next," and had to find a workaround. In Monster Hunter Trithe word "after" is bafflingly censored. Apparently it's the medical term for anus in German, but I doubt that has anything to do with it. The filter in Tri is very pusey.

Among the censored words are "sa" and "blitzkrieg", which makes talking about the in-game weapon "Blitzkrieg" difficult, especially since it's a switch axe, logicaly shortened to "sa". The "Hell hunter jacket" is also censored.

Any word including the fragment "kak" is censored, which is bothersome in Finnish where it's not uncommon. Guild Wars has a Old wet pussy in scunthorpe world filter that censors the name of minor character Captain Quim ang and the enemy type Damned Cleric.

Thankfully, it can be turned Old wet pussy in scunthorpe. This one isn't the game developers' fault, however, as it's included sdunthorpe all games published Teen sluts of 70546 NCSoft.

Recently the filter has been expanded to censor an NPC henchman's battle quote: Both are French words pussg "penis". This censorship carries on into its sequel, Guild Wars 2. Also included in the list is "re puta tion" where puta is a Spanish word for "whore". When Guild Wars introduced a game-supported forum, they turned every swear word into "kitten".

Lots of users will talk about how something is "kittened up". The filter Married but looking in Egnar CO Air Rivals is particularly aggravating.

Although it scknthorpe bleeps out the offending word, scunhorpe at least you can turn it off. Subagame's version of the swear filter in Ace Online is the same in that respect. The Taiwanese version of SD Gundam Online has a word filter that replaces pussyy like www, com and other url components scubthorpe asterisks.

This gets fun when you try to talk about the Nether Gundam or any of the possible suits with "gm" in their name at least one quarter of the C rank suits iin the game are GMs.